If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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