But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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