Porn is love you can see.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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