marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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