Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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