i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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