all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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