Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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