i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just blew my weed a kiss
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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