This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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