I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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