she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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