Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you would pick up someone in the library
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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