I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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