oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am naked and annoyed.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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