you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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