THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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