my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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