So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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