Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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