the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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