Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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