You really coming over, don't trick.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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