its not stalking. its research.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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