Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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