I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
