I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
there's paper in my vomit.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
