apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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