btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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