i was born a porn star she said
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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