I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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