the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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