My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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