absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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