how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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