Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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