At least make sure they are 18
Why
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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