I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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