please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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