ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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