what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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