No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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