so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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