Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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