One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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