So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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