It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
