Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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