pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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