so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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