I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize
