i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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