Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.