Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We got so high we made milksteak
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We smell like vodka and hangover
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